11/26/2004

Aaaauuugggghh!

PLEASE GOD!! There must be intelligent life in LA!! Please let me meet someone who has actually read a book.

Much less a book discussed recently on NPR.

Ok, ok... at least something a bit more advanced than Dick and Jane Go to School?

LA sucks.

I miss San Francisco. At least there, homeless people could be counted upon to be uneducated drug addicts or illiterate psychopaths.


11/09/2004

Vegas here we come...

Can't wait til this weekend... gonna show my girl Kylie the seedier side of Vegas, courtesy of my wingman, Jared.

I think tattoos are in order - for everyone.

Sorry Everybody

Sorry Everybody

11/08/2004

What am I looking for in a man?

A.) a pulse.

B.) his own life... in another area code, preferrably.

C.) his own shoe empire.

Okay, that last one is optional, but important if I were currently accepting applications in the boyfriend/lover/one-night stand categories (which I'm not, so don't ask).