blah blah blah "corporate reorg" blah blah "your position has been eliminated" yada yada "now here's some money, go away".

*whew*. thank god that's over. i couldn't possibly be happier. all of the heartburn, rashes and migraines have completely disappeared as well - coincidence? i think not.

now then... who wants to hire one fabulously stylish, entertainingly witty, wickedly smart, relentlessly hard-working uber technical product/project manager? I'll even try really hard not to park in spaced designated for "Service Vehicles Only", despite the fact that I, indeed, would [technically speaking] be providing a veritable plethora of services every time i come to work.