- a 2006 Chevy "Intimidator" Silverado SS pickup truck
- a 1998 Chevy Silverado Z-71 pickup truck
- a 2001 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 (and yes, it's bitchin)
- TWO Harley-Davidson motorcycles
- a Honda motorcycle
- a 2006 Yamaha Raptor 350 4-wheeler
The price of gas.
Irony is, indeed, alive and well in Upper Michigan.