"Women prefer new clothes over sex, survey finds" -- WTF??

From Yahoo News today:

"Women on average say they would be willing to give up sex for 15 months for a closet full of new apparel, with 2 percent ready to abstain from sex for three years in exchange for new duds, according to a new survey of about 1,000 women in 10 U.S. cities."

Oh my God -- who the *fuck* are these freakish women and why do they say things like that? I mean for Christ's sake - I like a good pair of shoes as well as the next girl (just ask anyone who has known me for 5 minutes) but buying a really sexy new pair of stilettos ALWAYS makes me want to go home and have sex while I wear them.

Now, if they had asked me I'd have thrown off the curve.

I'd totally give up buying new clothes (and maybe the shoes too... it depends whether we're talking Jimmy Choos or Manolos. Big difference.) for 15 months (okay, maybe just 2) for just an hour's worth of great sex with Josh Duhamel or a *very* close lookalike.

;)

That's alright, ladies. Go shopping. Leaves more for me.