25 Random Things About Me

1. I have an out of control shoe addiction.

2. I have a general weakness for really good chocolate.

3. I dread doing my taxes.

4. I hate clipping my dogs toenails.

5. I have a proclivity towards staying in bed reading a good book - no matter the weather.

6. When I'm not reading a book I am listening to one on my iPod.

7. I LOVE sour patch kids.

8. I love to shop. I just haven't figured out how to make a six figure income doing it.

9. I laugh really loud. I've tried to change that but I can't. Love me or leave me.

10. I see the world in terms of good user interface and bad user interface. There is no in between.

11. I haven't painted my toenails since the finale of Project Runway Season 5.

12. My family drives me batshit crazy. But I still go home for Christmas.

13. I've always secretly wanted to be a stylist. I'm *so* much better than Rachel Zoe and can do it far cheaper than she.

14. I am in love with and drool over really bitchin' muscle cars from the 60's.

15. I secretly wish that we all had to wear "Hello... my name is" tags for our relationship status. It would make dating ever so much easier. You could just walk down the street and immediately know whether or not that hot guy walking towards you is single and looking.

16. I fully intend to spend my retirement in Spain in a little adobe hut with my dogs and shoes and books.

17. I never really got over my high school crush.

18. I can talk just like Sarah Palin. I can't, however, see Russia from my house.

19. Believe it or not, I have a hard time making new friends.

20. I call things like I see them and have a hard time understanding why everyone else doesn't.

21. I am a beauty product whore. I have so many suitcases and boxes of cosmetics, hair potions and styling aids that could keep a small third world country smelling sweet and lookin' fine.

22. I understand Quantum Physics. And actually like it.

23. I hated the 80's. Especially the clothes. [Shudder... Jesus, the clothes...]

24. I don't have a green thumb. I kill fake plants somehow.

25. I really hate trying to come up with a list of 25 random things about me or anyone else. Why do we care?